Gee, thanks Waterman!
This little blurb was on the front of a handbag, I don't think there's a connection....
It's always better to sit when you're making yourself...
Another handbag, who writes this stuff anyway?
Stop worrying!
This helps on those days when you're feeling down....
Nuts, not beans...
Found this on a bag of walnuts....
I want my money back...
Ever heard the expression 'you get what you pay for'?
Advice to live by...
It's good to see dogs are now using conjunctions....
Hey stop it! Enjoy your own life!
No one's going to enjoy my life but me....
You'll find it in the 'speciality' food section...
This one took even me by surprise! The Holy Grail of Japangrish!
Not to be taken internally...
It's for foot calluses. Is it also an aphrodisiac? Just be careful of how much you use!
I'm not hungry anymore...
Not many customers in here, I wonder why....
Ok, just calm down...
Not sure exactly what happens behind this door....
You might say their hamburgers are 'hearty' (groan)...
I always wondered what they did with cow hearts....
There's so much violence in the world...
Probably the one clove is going to get his ass kicked....
Say it three times fast...
This company will hire anybody....
Save kids from what, themselves?
Forget about the whales, save kids instead!
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